If you're the type who can't say "urination" or "penis," 1) I don't know what you're doing on this site, and 2) the Pee-Pee Teepee for Sprinkling Wee-Wees is for you.
Stop draping a diaper wipe or washcloth over your baby boy's genitalia so you don't get sprayed during diaper changes. Instead, use one of these Canadian-made fabric cones. The Teepees are sold out at at least two of the three online retailers that stock them, so either the manufacturer's got the unwanted urination market by the balls, or they're out of business.
[Hey Inventors, if you're just waiting for the right time to launch that Golden Shower Cap idea, now's your chance.]
Buy a 5-pack of Pee-Pee Teepees, by Urban Baby Designs, $11.50 at Raindog, while supplies last.