A friend in Minneapolis with a brand new kid calls his favorite nursery appliance--a wipe warmer--as "a sort of crock pot for wet fragrant tissue. It is awesome. It seems to cut the indignity of diaper changing, from the baby's perspective, by at least half. Especially late at night."
I guess you might need something like this in Minnesota, but seriously, what kind of wimp generation are we raising here? What I'd like to see is a diaper wipe cooler, something to keep them refreshingly chilled for a hot, humid summer day. You could, for example, store them in the fridge.
Use your cold wiping power wisely, young jedi, so that you don't get peed on, or so that your kid doesn't go and write a book.
The frivolous among you can get the Ultimate Wipes Warmer for $21.99 at Babies R Us/Amazon.