"Papooses are hot"? Papooses are sweltering.
The Baby Bjorn may be Sweden's gift to enlightened parenthood, but it's pretty obvious these things were designed by someone living above the Arctic Circle.
What I could use is a low-gear-quotient, hands-free way to carry the kid that:
If no one has any ideas, I'll be forced to raid the breast pump bag for cold-gel packs to stuff in my shirt.