It's not asking too much, is it?
It's just that the Euros need to know that a man needs his drink, and he doesn't need it in a cafe; he needs it on his kid's stroller. But in such a way that's not equivalent to a bumper held in place by increasingly ratty baling twine. See what I mean:
The Babu Go Anywhere Tray and Cupholder says it's for strollers, cars, walkers, "sports chairs," Anywhere! Anywhere but on my Bugaboo, pal. I didn't shell out all this money for a goodlooking stroller only to clamp your shop class project onto it.
The Prince Lionheart Stroller Cup Holder is less offensive, and works better, even if it's still ugly. We got one for free with our Bugaboo, a gesture from the Luxury Living Channel (competitive pricing, friendly, with an unfortunate dotcom bubble-era name). Too bad the clamp doesn't actually fit the Bugaboo's thicker handlebars.
The B.O.B Cupholder Consoles are better, less ridiculous-looking, but they're to fit only one brand.
Now, I wanted to end on a positive note by showing the rare mesh bottle holder I've seen dangling from stroller handles and backpackes, but I can't find it. It obviously won't work for a cup (unless you drink out of a sippy cup, too), but it'll hold a bottle just fine. Which is all I need--until the Dutch Diet Coke drinkers get their acts together.