...it's "The Range Rover of strollers"?
...it's "The Hummer of strollers"?
...it's "the Mercedes of infant and toddler transportation"?
...it's "like driving a BMW, if you know what I mean"?
...it's that stroller from Sex and The City?
...Julianne Moore has one?
...Noah Wyle has one?
...David Duchovny has one?
...George Stephanopoulos has one?
Then you are a chump, and I will make you a t-shirt that says, "I am a chump," which you can wear when you're curled up in bed, putting post-it notes in your latest issue of Us Weekly.
No, get a Bugaboo because it handles like a racecar and kicks other strollers butts. Traveling Tikes has them, and offers free shipping. Plus, it's where David Duchovny got his. Or you can break with the pack and get it at babystyle instead, you rebel.