February 13, 2012

WTF Macrame Bassinet


Scandinavian hippies will surely swear that this macrame cradle is totally strangleproof. And that after generations of snowbound living, their babies are born with sufficient lung capacity to breathe right through afghans and pillows.

Those living below the Arctic Circle might want to evaluate their own gene pool on a case by case basis.

Hanging cradle, including small mattress, £79 [nordicbliss.com via dt reader melissa]


It's got the "hanging" disclaimer right there in the listing, what more do you want?

True story: I dislocated my shoulder 8 or 9 times in my crib and it never occurred to my parents that there was something wrong with the crib. I'm sure there's a word for that sort of blindness. Snow blindness in this case, I guess. "Ya, we lose babies. Only the weak ones, though."

If you only use it for the kid to nap while you're working in your home office then, I don't think it's all that bad. :)

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