May 8, 2009

Always Be Clocking

You know how people always complain that they wish they had an extra hour in the day? Total bullshit. What we need is two hours less.

Personally, I'd put the three hours between five and eight PM in a room, and tell them only one of them gets to keep his job. Then I'd throw a set of steak knives on the table, walk out, and lock the door behind me.


I'm sure there's a background story there. Care to share? (and no, I'm not talking about the Glengarry Glen Ross reference).

Word, man.

As Yale pediatrician and early colic researcher Morris Wessel once said it when asked why kids fuss in more frequently in the evening, "Many of us are more irritable later in the day. That's why there is a cocktail hour."

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