February 9, 2007

Mysterio Onsie* Predicts Your Child's Future


When the red string is pulled and the Mysterio Onsie [tricky!] is unfurled at your baby shower, crowds will be astounded at the accuracy of the 1-in-12 prediction of the kid's future. Unless you already are a mafia accountant, that is. Or unless you lose touch with all your kid-free friends within six months, in which case, they'll never know.

Meanwhile, I predict frustration in the conference room of Gerber Childrenswear's counsel ["But there's no 'e'!"].

Mysterio Baby Onsie, 0-6 months, $14

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