April 20, 2006

Unidentified Suburban Man Goes For The Upgrade


People Magazine shows this photo of an unidentified man pushing a Bugaboo Cameleon. With his unidentified suburban child about to tumble right out without a seatbelt or crossbar. [to which I say, eh, it's the suburbs. Grass is soft. And my kid does that on the hardwood floor.]

But that pink canopy? Wassupwiddat... [image: people via cbb, who has the full sized shot.]

Previously: [Insert name here] Drives A Bugaboo!!!
Related: [Insert your name here] Buys A Bugaboo!!! From Babystyle!!!


It's not an unidentified man! I's Chris Martin, the vocalist of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.

[... -ed.]

Greg, maybe a post covering the definintion of sarcasm for all those folks who weren't english majors . . . . .
(might as well throw "humor" and "ironic" in there for good measure).

[But it you have to explain it, it's not funny. I might as well turn over the site to Dave Barry right now. -ed.]

Greg is right. There is an art to his subtleness (or not so subtleness in some cases). Although his humor is not understood by everyone it makes those of us who do get it enjoy it so much more.

I was being sarcastic

Please keep this a Dave Barry free zone, or I might have to stab out my eyes (please note: exaggeration used).

I never quite understood why coldplay made the hair on the back of my neck stand up in that "this isn't right" kind of way. Then, I read something about how they had first formed in an attempt to become the next big boy-band.

Suddenly, it all made sense: Paltrow, displaced Dave Matthews fans, white shoes,...

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