February 23, 2006

"Take up your sword against the tyranny of the O"

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I see that Kix: Kid Tested-Mother Approved was left off the list. Those Yellow little balls migrate all by themselves and then proceed to multiply.

The spheres act as a dexterity training tool as the eye-hand coordination of toddlers is developed. One out of 3 kix pieces makes it to the toddler's mouth and 50% of those are actually eaten.

Likewise, once the concept of "roll" is understood, the kix becomes a shotgun spray of cereal to see which piece goes the farthest. This, combined with the effects of gravity, sends the Kix into places unreachable by adults hands or finger.

Did I mention that they make great nose plugs?

I found my replacement to Cheerios, their called Toasted Oats... All of the same great Cheerio Roundness but at a fraction of the cost.

Daddy, however, will take The Count or Lucky Charms any day of the week! No Sharing Either, the kid can learn that somewhere else.

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