March 26, 2004

Breastfeeding in a Restaurant: A Formula (heh)

I never pegged him for a breast man, but Choire Sicha has just released his patented, formula for calculating when it's OK to breastfeed in a restaurant.

Basically, you factor in the type of restaurant, the age of the kid, the hotness of the breasts in question, and the quietness of the eater. Then you divide by the number of 15-32 year-old men present and subtract the number of gay waiters. Try it at home. Or try it at a restaurant, which is entirely the point, Iguess.[via TMN]

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