I swear, if I EVER find out you have bought Rockabye Baby's lullaby cover versions of Nickelback to play for your kid, I will grind your iPod under my boot while I'm on the phone with Social Services.
But since Amazon doesn't share any purchaser information, and no one really uses iPods anymore, your horrible secret will remain between you and your soon-to-be-damaged child. I wash my hands of this musical crime.
If I had a nickel for every...hey! I would! Buy Rockabye Baby's lullaby versions of Nickelback songs in MP3 or CD format! [amazon]