October 9, 2013

Incarcerate Me Elmo

Remember that crazy, marauding street hustler Elmo who shouted anti-Semitic rants at kids outside the Central Park Zoo, threatened Times Square tourists for not coughing up photo money, and then tried to extort $2 million by stalking the Girl Scouts?

Yeah, he just got sentenced to jail for a year. Streets* are safe again, kids!

A Year in Jail for a Man in an Elmo Suit [nyt]

Belligerent, Hustling Muppets Take ManhattanOur Long Central Park-Roaming, Jew-Hating Elmo Nightmare Is Over

*Offer not valid on West Side Highway, where the marauding and terrorizing racket is controlled by biker gangsful of off-duty cops.

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