This just in, here is Texas Senator Ted Cruz conducting a fake Obamacare filibuster of pre-negotiated length and no import, reading Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham to his daughters, via the C-SPAN cameras, from the Senate floor:
And in the interest of bipartisan pointlessness, here is Jesse Jackson, another failed presidential candidate with outsize self-regard, reading Green Eggs and Ham in a more appropriate forum for such LOLWut theatrics, Saturday Night Live c. 1991:
[PS. I really don't know what to make of the Rev. starting out with, "Latter-Day Saint Seuss," but there it was.]
