This "My Daddy's a DILF" t-shirt is just the thing for the mom who would circumcise her son so that he looks more like the guy who impregnated her in the first place, but who ended up having a girl.
Oh wait, a DILF is really a Dedicated Loving Involved Father! Never mind, this shirt is for everybody!
My Daddy's A DILF t-shirt, $10 from etsy user papagio [etsy.com via dt reader sudha]