A man in a Palm Beach [well, Palm Beach-adjacent] Olive Garden couldn't stand the noise coming from the kids at the next table, so he grabbed a couple of beers and headed out the emergency exit slide.
Oh wait, no. He punched the loud kid's dad in the neck. Make that the loud, autistic kid's dad. No slide involved, just a raging d-bag. Who was promptly released on bail. Free Steven Slater!
Weston man arrested for alleged assault at Boynton Beach Olive Garden [sun-sentinel via dt reader ponch]