That's the price you pay for getting your FriendsWithYou X kidrobot 34-inch fiberglass Mr. TTT bench colabo news from the site which lets BoingBoing read High Snobiety for it: you have to go hunt it down at actual stores, because it's "sold out" online.
It's the kind of sacrifices literally several once-hip folks make when they become parents.
Mr TTT Bench by FriendsWithYou and kidrobot, $650 plus shipping [kidrobot.com via KRonicle via superpunch, who seems to have had it first and boingboing]