The modern baroque Louis crib is out from David Netto, the guy who gave us white lacquered modernist nursery furniture in the first place. Not sure which is more surprising: how well it works, or that they managed to bring it under 7,000 francs.
Put Louis Crib in your shopping cart at Genius Jones, $950 + shipping and whatnot [geniusjones.com via dt reader david, yes, that david]