It's crazy, the power these little creatures have over our most detached, analytical minds. Ever since Sakura Bloom started running their ad with the bemused baby peeking out from the dad's sling, I literally could not stop thinking, "What will the Sakura baby think of this post?" "Will s/he be non-plussed by plush bacon?" "Will s/he approve of Dooce's performance at the White House?"
So I'm literally asking myself, "Will Ikea furniture on German eBay bore the Sakura baby?" as I type, and well, there you go.
Please tell me it's just the soothing, comfortable power of a Sakura dad sling. On the bright side, it looks like the dad's looking.