Please WTVC-TV, how should I feel about this story?
A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.Ah, thanks. On the other hand, if Lufthansa doesn't get our Christmas presents here in time, I may have to send the kid out to get some replacements, Chatanooga-style.
Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents [newschannel9 via dt wtf correspondent ponch]