If you're going to put parenting advice on the back of a Onesie [sic], shouldn't it say, "Whatrya tryin' to do, SIDS me? Put me on my back!"
Wait, this is at Zazzle. How do I know this is a real product and wasn't just made up to bait bloggers with cheap jokes? Or commenters?
Self-Soothing Onesie, $38?? [zazzle via theawl]