Well change my mind and open my health care savings account! Now that 7-month-old Maddie has successfully channeled her opposition to health care reform through her zombie symbiant Rep. John Shadegg, I am thoroughly opposed to upsetting the insurance companies' cherrypicking, uh, apple cart.
Here's the full version:
God Bless America and the sweet health insurance programs enjoyed by the children of staffers of members of Congress.