September 22, 2009

K+J09: German Princess Furniture, 100% Child Labor-Free!

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From what I can tell, Maja Prinzessin von Hohenzollern is the Sarah Ferguson of Germany, only [obviously] hotter, and luckier to be rid of her prince. Maja was the third wife of a Royal jackass named Ferfried Maximilian Pius Meinrad Maria Hubert Michael Justinus Prinz von Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen, who turned out to be a shameless, broke idiot combination of K-Fed media savvy and Jon [last name? no idea? The & Kate d-bag on all the checkout line magazines a while back] dickishness, who starred in an embarrassing 2006 reality TV show about his impending marriage to some title-grubbing, silicon-stretched freak while he was actually still married--to Maja.

And all along, Maja just kept on doing her pet shelter and children's charity work, waiting for the day she could finally move forward with her real life's dream--designing a collection of exceedingly plain yet somehow cartoonish "Be A Princess" children's furniture.

So she partnered with mainline German kids furnituremaker Schardt, to ensure the Princess's standards of high quality are met, and also "that the furniture in Germany is made, and are not produced by child labor in third world countries." You know, like all the rest of the children's furniture on the market. And they lived happily ever after!

Maja Prinzessin von Hohenzollern - Die officiel Homepage [prinzessin-von-hohenzollern.de]
Schardt: "Fantastic furniture from a princess for little princesses" [schardt.com]

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