Considering that it feels like "1001 rules for my unborn son" seems to emanate from Brooklyn [I mean, come on, it's a tumblr], there's a strange animus towards facial hair. But there's a healthy animus toward Julian Schnabel, too, so we'll take it in stride. [And wait for the announcement of a book deal.]
1. You can never overdress.
the latest:
333. Bodysurf
1001 rules for my unborn son [tumblr]
