Ahh, remember the real estate travails of young families in Manhattan? Curbed has the lowdown on a 2-3BR, 3,200 sf loft that's been customed out in true bubbly style--and which has been pricechopped from $3.5 million to $2.5 million over the last six months.

While the Donny Osmond-meets-Barney purple interior staging and the super-convenient Port Authority-adjacent location are huge selling points, nothing'd move that apartment faster than throwing in the David Netto Collection crib. I smell bidding war!

CurbedWire: Big, Purple PriceChopper [curbed]