Well, we're off to Grandma's house for a patriotic dip in the pool and some patriotic meat. I'll wish you all the same.
Meanwhile, if you're looking for a Friday Freakout, try this on for size: evil communists touting universal health care actually want to stick needles in the thighs of our sweet, American babies and keep them cooped up in pediatric cancer wards and whatnot. Clearly, they must be stopped. Do it for the children.
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children's Healthcare [via Theo Nion's website, theonion.com]
