What, exactly is going on in the next room? Well, if you're at the Parrot Mill Inn B&B in Chatham, New Jersey, it's probably a latenight lactation consultation for frustrated new parents. That's where the $500/night [!] Mommy Nest suite at the Postpartum Place is located.
If you're anywhere else, but especially Las Vegas, it's probably a couple making whoopee during a "conceptionmoon." And as soon as they're done, the mom-to-be is logging onto Babycenter.com to overshare in an unscientific survey of some kind. You stay classy, Babycenter.
And if you're on a cruise? As Ms. Kyle McCarthy, editor of familytravelforum.com puts it, “Can you imagine a cruise ship where everyone around you is trying to conceive?” Uh, no, but is it any different from those cruises where everyone's just trying to hook up?