A police raid on the house of the new head of the Sicilian Mafia netted a list of the ten commandments of Cosa Nostra--oh, and the head of the Sicilian Mafia, who looks more like [F. Murray] Abraham than Moses. Number Five is worth noting here:
Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife’s about to give birth.I wonder how many times that commandment's been put to the test.
Mafia's 'Ten Commandments' found [bbc via boingboing]