Purple Flavor makes a fine-looking plush roast chicken. From the size of the plastic box it comes in, I expect it's life-sized. Or corner deli rotisserie-sized, anyway. The felt herbs and seasoning look a little choke-hazard-y, so you might want to stitch them on, or peel them off. And if only it were a little shinier, it would be just the thing to prepare the kid for a lifetime of Boston Market takeout.
Roast Chicken Plush by Purple Flavor, $58 [purpleflavor.com]
