Good news for all the dads out there whose baby mamas pack up and move across the country, taking their newborn twins, after they've been busted for hooking up with D-list actresses: Sean Combs has a new sympathy video for you to use to get them back. It stars himself with a stripper, a couple of well-lit bottles of Ciroc vodka, a Carrera GT, and a posse member rapping all the sensitive parts about how bad dad must be feeling in such a situation.

Of course, it might only work for guys whose baby mama is named Kim; guess Diddy didn't want to boil the ocean on the emotional turmoil of stepping out on your lady.

Diddy & Mario Winans: "Through The Pain (she told me) Dear Kim" [wmg.com via sohh.com via gawker]