As we learned with giant Ugly Dolls, the line between plush toy and plush furniture is somewhere around six feet.
And as this giant squid shows us, the line between plush furniture and total plush domination is about 15 feet.
Why not get a smaller one, you ask? Maybe around 7 feet? Duh, because then it wouldn't come with a zippered secret pocket, presumably big enough to hold up to 25 pounds of child.
Adopt A Squid, $399-1800 [adoptasquid.com via, umm]
previously: Wha wha wha? 6-foot Ugly Dolls?
