February 18, 2007

Things A Sperm Bank Director Would Say

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“It’s kind of an arms race.”

“If you have a 5-foot-7 or -8 donor who is a medical student or Ph.D. scientist, that outweighs the height issue in many situations.”

“Women sort of fall in love with him."

“We just can’t keep enough of his units on hand."

Psst! Ask For Donor 1913 [nyt]

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