On the bright side, when Lazytown comes on TV, you can turn it off. If you worked for Magnus Scheving--or if you set one single foot in Iceland, which he apparently rules with a rubber-gloved fist--there's no escape.
At least this wacked out NY Times article answers the question of whatever happens to the second-place finisher in the World Aerobics Championship.
Uh, by being unwatchable? How Sportacus Got Children to Go Outside and Play [nyt via dt reader naomi]
