Obviously, in these difficult times, with so much media frenzy flying to and fro, I felt it was best to wait for the authoritative Banterist Playmobil Re-enactment before broaching the subject of the paternity claims for the 5-month-old Danielynn Hope Marshall Stern.
She may have lost a mother, and her lawyers'll be clocking about $600/hr, but at least she'll never be alone.
Playmobil Re-enactments: Anna Nicole & Baby Daddies [banterist.com]
Previously: Diddy and Baby-in-X-Ray: All the world's a Playmobil, and we are merely Playmobilers
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