"He shoots, he scores."
"Look what I did."
"My boys can swim."
"The man behind the belly"
At $38+shipping, daddy shirts from 2chix.com may cost twice as much as a "daddy type" t-shirt, but then again, they have an infinity more semen jokes on them. [sic]
Ohh, is that what "I'm the milkman." means? Make that infinity+1.
"DADDY by 2chix.com: where men can get some action, too!" [2chix.com via dt reader tyler]