Spanking your kids helps them succeed in business and/or capital crimes, so get crackin!
Someone needs to take this columnist out to the woodshed and teach him a lesson--a lesson in how to make embarassing attempts to shrug off the lingering effects of childhood trauma delivered at the hands of your parents a bit less desperately unfunny.
Larry Ballard, Des Moines Register: If spankings build positive corporate traits, then thanks, Dad! [shreveporttimes via dt reader geolith]