THIS JUST IN: 14-yo gets 3-yo sister Paris Hilton-drunk, and then some. [cnn via tmn]
THIS, TOO: 10-year olds learn to cut hair in Canada. [via boingboing]
10-year-olds? There are soccer ball factories in Pakistan run by kids younger than that. Why, when Scott Baio was 10, he practically ran the whole underground Splurge economy during Prohibition.