There are days--like yesterday, when it was reported that amiable enough ambassador for his generation/Princess Bride actor Fred Savage will soon become a father--when I wonder if I shouldn't give up on the whole "unidentified local man" cynicism and just embrace the celebrity parenting phenomenon wholeheartedly.
Then there are days--like today, when I go out for a couple of hours and come back to eight separate emails about a certain sculpture in Williamsburg--that I'm damn glad there's a Britney Spears-Free Zone in effect.
So congratulations, Fred. The rest of you Britney people, please just Google it and leave me out of it.
