Before his band performs at SXSW, Neal Pollack grabs a slice at an Austin pizza joint filled with--no, I'll let him tell you--and suddenly begs, "Can someone let me off the hipster-parent carousel now?"
Sure, as soon as you finish promoting your hipster-parenting book. Dance with who brung ya, pal. Oh, and tell me again where I can get some of them Morissey coloring books.
Can you draw Morissey? [nealpollack.com via tmn]