While it sounds like a b-list celebrity baby name, Subaru Tribeca is actually a car. And it's a car born with a funny-looking nose. Which wouldn't be so bad, except that it's corporate parents have such high aspirations for it: they want it to be all hip, downtown, and edgy and popular with the cool kids (and the cool kids with kids).
So, while most ambitious parents would at least wait until their kid got into middle school before offering to pay for a nosejob, Subaru Tribeca's parents just ordered one up now, before the thing's even old enough for preschool.
Now may I suggest a little nip & tuck around the car's backside, perhaps?
The Flying What?: The 2007 Subaru Tribeca’Äôs Newish Nose [jalopnik, with pic]
Previously on DT: Subaru Tribeca staring contests