But it's upstairs. And no, the only elevator IS that tiny little piece of crap you blew by on the way in, so circle back and wait your turn. See, if were big enough to fit a stroller in, people might be tempted to put a shopping cart in it, too, and that just won't do.
Also, Meg is right; there's more dumbfounded dawdling here than at any place south of a TRL broadcast.
