December 23, 2005

Urgent: Parents Should Read New TSA Guidelines [At The Onion]

While most media attention has focused only on the new permissibility of knives and scissors, so far only The Onion has uncovered this new TSA guideline:

"Seat kickers now under strict 'shoot to kill' disciplinary guidelines."

Fortunately for the kid, the TSA's enforcement on our flight yesterday was as inconsistent and spotty as always.

New TSA Guidelines [the onion via ip]

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