November 16, 2005

The Kid's Joke: Funny Because True

So the kid tells this joke:

Daddy: You're a little girl, and mommy is a big girl, and daddy is a big boy.

The Kid: Mommy big girl.

Daddy: That's right!

The Kid: The Kid little girl. [yeahright, as if we've trained her to call herself 'the kid.' work with me, people.]

Daddy: That's right! What's daddy?

The Kid: Daddy big boy!

Daddy: Very good!

The Kid: Daddy big girl! [erupts in laughter]

Daddy: Only when I'm watching Beaches, honey.

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