So the kid tells this joke:
Daddy: You're a little girl, and mommy is a big girl, and daddy is a big boy.
The Kid: Mommy big girl.
Daddy: That's right!
The Kid: The Kid little girl. [yeahright, as if we've trained her to call herself 'the kid.' work with me, people.]
Daddy: That's right! What's daddy?
The Kid: Daddy big boy!
Daddy: Very good!
The Kid: Daddy big girl! [erupts in laughter]
Daddy: Only when I'm watching Beaches, honey.
