Boy, 15, Traces DNA, Finds Sperm Donor Dad's Last Name (Fortunately Not Gallo)

If he inherited his precociousness from his dad, well, then it was only a matter of time. A 15 year-old British kid was conceived using anonymous donor sperm. He submitted his own DNA to a genetic genealogy database, which eventually...
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Milk: Keeps Your Cookie From Being Lonely

If you can't wait another couple of days for the debut of Conde Nast's lush Cookie Magazine, scoot on over to a better newsstand and pick up a copy of MiLK. If it's not the French inspiration for Cookie, Milk...
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New Dwell Baby Sheet Patterns

If you like this kind of thing, this is the kind of thing you'll like: Dwell Baby is introducing new bedding patterns for delivery in January '06: carousel, garden, animals, and alphabet [above]. Preview and preorder them at Velocity...
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Admittedly, That's A Big "If"

What, is sperm graded on a curve now? Actor/director/all-around prick Vincent Gallo is selling his sperm, preferrably to a blonde, blue-eyed Jewess--but not to anyone with a dark complexion, sorry--for $1 million:Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There...
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Orange You Glad You Waited To Buy A Nest High Chair?

If it's orange, would you still call it an Egg? It looks more like a Gobstopper. Mozzee unveiled the orange Nest chair at Cologne's Kind + Jugend expo a few weeks back, and now it's available for pre-order at...
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An Audi In Wolfsburg Clothing

I didn't know it'd be Audi week when I set out to do the laundry, I swear. But remember when the crew at the NY Times hated on the new Jetta for abandoning the volks, and pretending that some chrome...
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