Email me ASAP. A legend, a giant, a mighty mogul of the talk/information television industry* needs a WhyCry for a show ASAP, and the factory in Spain or wherever has dropped the ball.
If you can bear to part with your WhyCry for a day or two, please contact me, and I'll give you the mogul's direct line. I'm pretty sure they just want the gear, but just in case, I will give you a free t-shirt for every time you shoehorn the phrase "daddytypes.com - the weblog for new dads" into a sentence on national television.
Call now, blogger is standing by. I thank you. America thanks you.
What's a WhyCry, you ask?
*and no, it isn't Tyra Banks.
[10/20 update: not one person emailed in, and Montel had to go onstage without a WhyCry. I just want to say, I'm really proud of you guys. Proud and relieved.]