I'm not sure if it's comforting to know that there are stupid lawsuits prompt stupid reactions in the UK, too, but I do know that they don't pay as well. The dad who got hit in the face with the school door only got £22,000, but it was still enough for the school to ban parents from the building.
In other BBC News, scientists have figured out how to make hamster sperm green.
School bans parents after payout [bbcnews, via dt reader buck]
Green sperm to aid fertility work [bbcnews]
