September 11, 2005

Grrr. Homeland Security...

I have too much to do, it's September 11th of all days, and yet I can't help but be thoroughly pissed off when I read about the sheer stupidity that Dutch and his 2-month-old kid had to endure at the...
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Posted by greg at 11:28 PM | Comments (8)

But If I'm Selling Crib Bumpers, They MUST Be Safe

The Juvenile Products Manufacturers Association (JPMA), which includes a lot of crib bumper manufacturers said last March that, WOW, the Consumer Products Safety Commission's new research proved that crib bumpers were not only safe, they were darn cute, too. Which...
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Posted by greg at 10:48 PM | Comments (0)

Seal Drives A Stokke!!!

[image: kikapress via celebrity baby blog] Well played, Stokke, well played. Seal also wears 10-year-old grey t-shirts with pictures of himself on them. [I hear you, bro, you need new, self-referential, asphalt-colored t-shirts. I got ya covered!] Wild guess,...
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Posted by greg at 3:49 PM | Comments (8)

Oh, Sure, I'll Just Try The Baby Enemas

"...so if that doesn't do the trick, try the glycerine suppositories, or else the teeny tiny baby enemas." That's from a recent reader comment on an earlier post about dealing with a constipated baby. When the kid had trouble...
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Posted by greg at 3:05 PM | Comments (0)

Don't Take These Matters Into Your Own Hands

Sure you could do it yourself, but why not visit DrSnip.com before deciding? [update: after all, he's cut such famous vas deferens as The Zero Boss's. Check out the firsthand account from Jay's book.] Dr Snip Vasectomy Knife [finkbuilt.com,...
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Posted by greg at 2:33 PM | Comments (1)

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself...

Some couple somewhere named their kid Lucifer. Even if you're the Biggest Stones Fan, Ever, this still seems like an unnecessarily cruel thing to do in these theocratic times. Unless, of course the kid is destined to lead the forces...
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Posted by greg at 2:05 PM | Comments (1)