This just in a from a DT reader who's apparently unfamiliar with the ways of wooing:
Just saw Jon Stewart leaving Whole Foods Union Square with a bouquet of flowers as big as he is, and a case of wine, which he was loading into a black SUV. No kid, no Tracey. The Daily Show's only on four days/wk, and every other week is reruns; what does this guy do with all his time?Um, ask your parents about that one, my friend. Or just watch latenight TV for a few months, and the situation may explain itself.