Anytime might be a good time for pie, but there's no good time for syrup on cheese.
Am I the only one who thought that the Spike TV True Dads show kinda blew? It was pretty serious Lifetime, almost like a Very Important Message some women felt men Need To Hear. And I've never seen a grimmer Bruce Willis enunciate more momentously: "It is not finding a fish, but it is finding the time...and the heart...that makes him a true dad."
But I guess there isn't much for Willis to joke about, considering he lost his own father in Nam, and then Christopher Walken laid that heavy guilt trip on him about keeping his dad's watch in his ass in the slopes' POW camp all those years...
Don't believe me? See True Dads for yourself on SpikeTV.
Buy the Pulp Fiction Collector's Edition on DVD. It'd make a seriously warped Christmas gift.
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