Technical Standards sponsors an annual Worst Manual Contest, intended to find the most incomprehensible instruction manuals in the world.
Last year, the Xingshiji Baby Bed won Honorable Mention. Scroll down to see a reproduction of their directions. If that bed looks familiar, it may be because it's a clone of the pop-up travel beds I posted about in August.
"To prevent baby from dust" [Technicalstandards.com, via Metafilter]
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